Welcome to Eagle Mountain University! This VERY exclusive school will have a total enrollment of three students, with an exchange program with our sister school, Royal Crest Academy.
We are the EMUs, the mighty mighty EMUs.
We are excited to be entering into this new venture with our first student, Cory. This young man, sporting a deadly terrible hair-do and about to have a brand-new set of braces, is a real lady-killer. Planning to be either a rock star, an actor, or a professional tennis player, this heartthrob plans to major in looking cool and disdainful, impressing girls, working on his dreadful sense of humor, and learning to do a decent accent.
Our pre-school program will have its hands full with its only student, Ian. Sir Crabby Pants is in for a bit of rude awakening. He's previously attended a fantastic daycare/preschool in the area where he was spoiled and has turned into a royal handful at home. One of the driving forces of opening the University was the need to keep him home for financial reasons, and the desire to keep him home so that we can establish some better behavioral boundaries and start to love being around each other again!
And last but certainly not least, our nursery has the most beautiful little baby girl ever, Sweet Princess Pee-pants Katie Rose! She'll be turning six months in two days, and will likely be the most frequently represented in pictures here. Although we expect great things from all three, she'll certainly change the most in the upcoming year.
And I am Headmistress Kristen, the Dominant EMU. I come into this insane and fantastic adventure having taught kindergarten and junior high, having watched my brother home-school his children rather successfully for years, and without the slightest doubt that several times in the next few months I will think this was alternately the best and worst idea I've ever had!
Enjoy the ride!
-k
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